All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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