Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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