she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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