Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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