what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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