dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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