To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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