I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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