it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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