Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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