Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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