Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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