Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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