My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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