Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He? As in you personified your dick?
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