she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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