I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
