So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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