It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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