Where did you get a picture of my penis
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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