It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
