loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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