I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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