WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
