He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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