hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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