You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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