these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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