You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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