I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You almost got us killed.
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