I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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