It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Are my feet made of real feet?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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