Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
vagina is talking i cant
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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