Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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