thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Then you guys just all showered together...?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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