? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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