I want to stick my p in your. b.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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