I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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