I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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