Sponge bath it is.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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