So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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