So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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