Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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