hell yes lets make some ravioli
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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