I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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