Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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