Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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