His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
how does that bad decision feel?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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