she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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