i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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