1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Nicole vs. Life
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm just crazy horny about you
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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