doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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