matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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