I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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