so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Someone shattered a urinal.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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